patient, fine, balanced, kind.
I'm Caroline. I'm a year from beer, but that usually doesn't stop me. I go to university, but I'm eventually gonna drop out and be one of those mermaids at Weeki-Wachee Springs. I am, in essence, a sloth. I'm incredibly awkward, and I fall. A lot. I'm pretty scatter-brained. I'm at this weird point in life where I hate myself, but I still think I'm better than everyone else. I listen to more Fall Out Boy than any normal person should. I'm loud, obnoxious, vulgar, and I have a potty mouth. My favorite word is cunt, and asshole is a term of endearment.
+'s: iced tea, orange tic-tacs, swearwords, boobs, Coke, languages, video games, Elvis, staying up all night, buttz, bacon, playing in the mud, proper grammar, skating, music, sewing, jellyfish, butts, Mary Jane, puppies, cats that aren't bitches, tattoos, piercings, and run-on sentences.
-'s: back-splash from the toilet, people that go out of their way to be mean, people who don't understand that no means no, people that drive slow in the fast lane, people who use nothing but text talk in normal conversations, people who don't listen to what you say and make you repeat everything a second time, and cellphone dead-spots.
+'s: iced tea, orange tic-tacs, swearwords, boobs, Coke, languages, video games, Elvis, staying up all night, buttz, bacon, playing in the mud, proper grammar, skating, music, sewing, jellyfish, butts, Mary Jane, puppies, cats that aren't bitches, tattoos, piercings, and run-on sentences.
-'s: back-splash from the toilet, people that go out of their way to be mean, people who don't understand that no means no, people that drive slow in the fast lane, people who use nothing but text talk in normal conversations, people who don't listen to what you say and make you repeat everything a second time, and cellphone dead-spots.
Who I voted for at the Garnet and Gold game:
- Keith Griffis’ butt
- Brad Parks’ butt
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I don’t think I’ve ever read anything more true in my life.
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And Andy Dubbert’s butt still.
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